Contemporary
Ian W Halliday
Bye, bye, Miss American Pie.
Took my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry.
And the good old boys drinking rum and coke
Singing this will be the day that I croak,
This will be the day that I croak.
I didn't write the original version of this, of course. Don McLean did. However, I am responsible for the abysmal parody above.